本和霍利剧本 15 Mrs Witch

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Mrs Witch

Somewhere, hidden amongst thorny brambles, is a little kingdom of elves and fairies.

Everyone who lives here is very, very small.

BEN: I’m Ben Elf. (TRUMPETS)(RUFF, RUFF!)

HOLLY: And I’m Princess Holly. (JINGLES) (RUFF!) Come on, let’s play!

BEN: Wait for us!

（Ben and Holly both giggle）

Narrator: Ben and Holly’s little Kingdom. (TRUMPET)

Narrator: Today’s adventure starts at the little castle.

Narrator: Mrs Witch

HOLLY：Mrs Witch.

Queen Thistle: (Reads) And then the Witch locked the Fairy and all the Elves in a big cage. ‘Help, help!’ they shouted. ‘Hee, hee! I’ll never let you go!’ said the Witch.

Holly: Oh, no!

Ben: Why did she lock the children up?

NANNY PLUM: Because the Witch was very naughty and the children were annoying her!

All: Aaah!

Queen Thistle: All the chasing around had made the Witch hungry. So she ate a mouldy, old cake. ‘Chomp chomp chomp!’ 

Holly: Why did she eat mouldy old cake?

NANNY PLUM: That’s what Witches eat.

Queen Thistle: And she drank a glass of sour milk. ‘ Glug glug glug!’

All: Ew!

Queen Thistle: After that, she fell asleep. ‘Snore, snore, snore!’ ‘she’s asleep!’ said the Fairy, ‘Quick, let’s escape!’ So the elves broke open the cage door and the Fairy Princess got her wand back.

All: Ooh!

Queen Thistle: Then the Witch woke up.

(All gasp)

Queen Thistle: ‘Get back in you cage’ cried the Witch. But the Fairy was already casting her spell, ‘zip, ping, currant bun! Witch’s magic all undone!’ In a flash all the children were set free. And the Witch stuffed full of mouldy, old cake, couldn’t catch them. The end!

All: Hooray!

Holly: Then what happened, Mummy?

Queen Thistle: The Witch was told off for being mean and nasty and made to wash dished for the rest of her life.

All: Ooh!

King Thistle: Horrible things, Witches.

Holly: It’s a good job they don’t really exist, isn’t it?

Nanny Plum: Oh, but they do exist. I know a Witch who lives in the woods!

Ben: Really?

Nanny Plum: Yes! I can take you to see her if you like.

Holly: But won’t she lock us up in a big cage?

Nanny Plum: (Laughs) No, Witches can sometimes be a bit naughty, but only when they get VERY annoyed.

Holly: Mummy, do you think we should go and see the Witch?

Queen Thistle: Yes. Why not? Nanny Plum will protect you.

King Thistle: Then you can see for yourselves how disgusting Witches are.

Nanny Plum: Come on, then. Let’s go!

King Thistle: Bye.

Queen Thistle: Have fun!

Holly and Ben: Bye-bye!

Holly: Nanny, what are Witches like?

Ben: Are they scary?

Nanny Plum: Not that scary. But witches are a bit smelly.

Ben and Holly: Ooh! (Giggle)

Ben: And do witches use magic to do nasty spells?

Nanny Plum: Witches hardly ever do magic. And they’re not that good at magic, anyway.

(Wolf howls)

Nanny Plum: Here we are. This witch hasn’t done a spell in over a hundred years!

Ben and Holly: Ooh!

Nanny Plum: Knock, knock!

Mrs Witch: Who’s there?

Nanny Plum: Nanny!

Mrs Witch: Nanny who?

Nanny Plum:  Nanny Plum.

(Door creaks)

Mrs Witch: Oh, Nanny Plum! Do come in. what a treat! A real Fairy and an Elf.

Nanny Plum: Yes, this is Princess Holly and Ben Elf.

Mrs Witch: Come closer, so that I can get a better look at you.

Nanny Plum: See? She’s not frightening at all. Just a bit smelly.

Mrs Witch: What’s that?

Nanny Plum: Don’t touch anything, children.

Holly: Why can’t we touch?

Nanny Plum: Because it’s dirty.

Mrs Witch: What’s that?

Nanny Plum: Don’t worry, dear! I just wanted to show the children how a real witch lives.

Mrs Witch: Oh, I see. Would you like some rat milk and worm cakes?

Holly: Uh…no, thank you, Mrs Witch! We’ve already eaten.

Ben: Mrs Witch, can we ask you some questions about being a witch?

Mrs Witch: Of course, anything you like.

Ben: Are you any good at magic?

Mrs Witch: Well, I don’t like to use magic these days because…

Nanny Plum: I told you! Witches are no good at magic and never use it anyway.

Mrs Witch: What’s that?

Holly: Mrs Witch, if you don’t do magic these days, then what do you do?

Mrs Witch: I’m retired.

Ben: So you don’t chase elves or fairies anymore, then?

Mrs Witch: (Laughs) No, I just…

Nanny Plum: Look, Witches don’t DO anything. They just smell a bit funny and make horrible cakes!

Mrs Witch: What?!

Nanny Plum: As for magic, they’re completely harmless. She probably can’t even do a simple transformation spell.

Mrs Witch: Yes, I can!

Nanny Plum: Then why don’t you change this horrible wallpaper?

Mrs Witch: That’s…

Nanny Plum: Or make these seats more comfortable?

Mrs Witch: That’s…

(Nanny Plum’s wand sparkles)(Meow!)

Mrs Witch: Stop it, Nanny!

Nanny Plum: You could make tasty cakes.

Mrs Witch: I’m warning you…

Nanny Plum: Or get some new clothes. 

Mrs Witch: If you change one more thing…

Nanny Plum: A bit of make-up…

Mrs Witch: I’m sorry I had to freeze Nanny Plum. She was very rude to me.

Holly: I don’t think Nanny means to be rude, Mrs Witch.

Mrs Witch: Maybe not, but she was.

(Whirring, dinging) (Meow!)

Ben: Are you going to keep Nanny frozen forever?

Mrs Witch: No. If Nanny says sorry she can go.

Holly: Nanny, say sorry to Mrs Witch.

Nanny Plum: (Through her teeth) I will not say sorry! I was only trying to help you out, you grumpy, old witch!

Mrs Witch: Oh!

Ben: So you won’t let Nanny go?

Mrs Witch: Nope!

Ben: We should get help!

Holly: Er, is it alright if we go, Mrs Witch?

Mrs Witch: Of course. You have both been delightful company.

Holly: What’s your plan?

Ben: We have to get the King.

Holly: Yes, Daddy can tell the witch off.

Ben: Then she’ll let Nanny go.

Mrs Witch: Bye-bye!

Ben: Uh, bye! Thank you very much for having us!

Holly: Yes. Thank you, Mrs Witch, goodbye!

Mrs Witch: Bye-bye!

(Door slams)

Holly: Quick, run!

(Fast-paced twangy music)

Holly: Daddy, Daddy! Nanny Plum made Mrs Witch really angry!

Ben: And now Nanny’s frozen like a statue!

King Thistle: Oh, dear!

Holly: Daddy, if we don’t do something then Nanny will stay frozen forever.

King Thistle: Hm…

Ben: We’ll never see Nanny again!

King Thistle: How sad.

Holly: And there’ll be no more lovely dinners!

King Thistle: No dinners? What? Nanny Plum frozen?

Ben and Holly: Yes!

King Thistle: Show me where Mrs Witch lives!

(Scampering footsteps)

King Thistle: Was Nanny Plum rude to Mrs Witch?

Holly: A bit

King Thistle: Hm. Witches can a little … moody.

Holly: Are you going to tell Mrs Witch off, Daddy?

King Thistle: No. I’ve got a better idea.

(Wolf howls)

(King Thistle knocks on door)

Mrs Witch: Who’s there?

King Thistle: King Thistle!

Mrs Witch: King Thistle who?

King Thistle: Uh, King Thistle… King Thistle!

(Door creaks)

Mrs Witch: Oh, your majesty.

King Thistle: You must be the Mrs Witch I have heard so much about!

Mrs Witch: Please let me explain.

King Thistle: About your cleverness, your kindness and beauty?

Mrs Witch: Oh!

King Thistle: Not to mention your wonderful cooking.

Mrs Witch: Would you like a worm cake?

King Thistle: No, thank you. I believe you may have frozen Nanny Plum?

Mrs Witch: Yes, I have, but…

King Thistle: I completely understand why you would want to do this.

Mrs Witch: You do?

King Thistle: Nanny Plum can be quite rude at times. But she’s really not that clever.

Mrs Witch: (Laughingly) Yes, well…

King Thistle: I am sure, being as clever and as kind as YOU are and knowing that Nanny really can’t help herself, you will let her go this time.(Stomach rumbles) Quite apart from that, I need Nanny to cook my dinner.

Mrs Witch: I can cook your dinner, your majesty!

King Thistle: That’s very kind of you.

Mrs Witch: I was about to boil some Toads in The Hole.

King Thistle: But I just need Nanny Plum back.

Mrs Witch: I understand, just one moment.

(Rummaging) (Body clinks) (Twinkling)

King Thistle: Say ‘thank you for having me’, Nanny.

Nanny Plum: Thank you for having me.

King Thistle: Good bye, Mrs Witch, and very nice to meet you!

Mrs Witch: I’m honored, your majesty. Bye-bye!

All: Bye!

Holly: Daddy, you didn’t tell Mrs Witch off at all!

Ben: And you said Mrs Witch was beautiful when she’s ugly and smelly!

King Thistle: Well, Ben, there’s a time for telling someone they’re ugly and smelly and a time to be just… nice.

Nanny Plum: Hm…

King Thistle: Saying nice things about people always goes a long way!

Holly: It’s good to have you back, Nanny Plum.

Nanny Plum: Thank you, Holly!

King Thistle: Yes. What’s for supper?

(Ben and Holly laugh) (Nanny Plum sighs)

(The end)