Animals should definitely not wear clothing
because it would be disastrous for a porcupine,
because a camel might wear it in the wrong places,
because a snake would lose it,
because a mouse could get lost in it,
because a sheep might find it terribly hot,
because it could be very messy for a pig,
because it might make life hard for a hen,
because a kangaroo would find it quite unnecessary,
because a giraffe might look sort of silly,
because a goat would eat it for lunch,
because it would always be wet on a walrus,
because a moose could never manage,
because opossums might wear it upside down by mistake,
and most of all, because it might be very embarrassing.
