CXD405 发表于 2011-6-22 10:18:48

童言无忌:小时候想不明白的事(转)

引导语:我的童年是绿色的,活泼而有生气;是金色的,华丽而又耀眼;是白色的,纯洁而又神圣;充满着希望;包含了四季的颜色......儿童节到了,你怀念童年了吗,让我们来回忆一下那些小时候都想不明白的事情。

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小时候看连环画,总在想奥特曼和孙悟空谁更厉害,后来知道大人也这么想,他们叫关公战秦琼
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    编后语:看完还真实依稀的看到了自己的小时候,也想过奶牛有没有公的,也埋过自己的宝贝,也幻想过自己家是开小卖店的,还因为吃了西瓜子被老妈说会在肚子里面张大西瓜而晚上做噩梦,哈哈~怪不得有人老跟我说,“长大了啊?懂得怀念了。


zwyqs 发表于 2011-6-22 10:26:46

图片看不见,但文字看了,还真这么回事,特别是“到底是倒车请注意呢?还是注意倒车

amygym 发表于 2011-6-22 10:41:16

有点意思,就是图片一张也看不到,呵呵

CXD405 发表于 2011-6-22 12:34:13

奇怪我自己都看到,以为大家都可以看见
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