一个成了家的孩子给妈妈打电话，说我切洋葱时会流眼泪，怎么办？
妈妈说，你在水下面切就不会流泪了。
过了几天，妈妈来电话问是不是还流眼泪。
他说，眼泪不流了，但喘不过气了！
A newly married guy called his Mom, "my tears down when I slice the onions, what am I going to do?!" Mum said "slice it under the water and you will be fine." Several days later Mum called in asking if it works or not, he said "tears gone but it is so hard to breath again!"
One day, a young man who just married asked for his mother how to cut an onion without tears.
"Cut it in the water." Said his mother.
some days later, his mother wondered if it works.
"yes, mom. It works, but I can't breathe now."
哈哈哈;P;P;P