Diary( fiction)

Diary  Sep.1st,2018

Today is Monday. It's school day. I haven't finished my math homework. I thought I would be in a big trouble. But lickily, my little brother thought that it is his homework, he has written it by mistake.

When I went to school, I realized that I'm the 1st one to be there. I hate my big brow(brother?). He changed my clock. 

"Oh, no. It's still 6 o'clock, but it says 7:30."

Then I waited and waited. I thought I  waited one hour, but I realized I've been only waited one minute. 

Ah, no one in school except for the guardians. I'm so bored.

Then a light ball popped on my head. I had an idea.

"I'll go playing tricks on the guardians of the school."

But the guardians are too strict with us.They disn't laugh when we tickle them. Don't laugh when I told hilarious jokes. They never laugh. I didn't see them laughing ever since Grade one.

You know what happened in Grade one? The guardian of our school rcoginized another guy and began to laugh, "Oh, pal, it's been a long time we didn't eet each other." But unfortunately, I'm in class of art ( my favorite class), I didn't see this scene. I heard of his laugh outside. I peeped through the window hole and saw guardians are laughing.

Back to where we start.

Now we ar in Grade 3. 

I saw the teach are crazy or mad. Because I can use better metaphor to describe them.  

Our teachers are like bouncing balls and crazy bananas. Bouncing balls, teach is so fat, theey walk like a ball, bouncing, bouncing; Crazy bananas means the teach is very crazy on homework.

Ring, ring, ring, our school is crazy now. I think 2000 people are in our school.That looks like an ants mess. Some of the bullys spit coffee on the floor; some of Grade 1 babies pooped on the floor because lines in toilet is too  long. 

I don't know what happed to our class during summer. 

Joyce Brown's skin turned black instead of brown, that's why I gave him the nickname.

Jesica Blue's hair turned very blackish, her tooth fell out, she couldn't speak very well. 

Rolly Messenger, her weight increased from 25kgs to 31kgs. ( There is scale in nurse room. Everyone go to measure their height,weight and blood pressure today).

Then I went into our class. It's hard to choose seat on 1st day. If you sit at wrong place with some nerds, you're going to sit with them the whole term.

Ring, ring, ring, the bell rings again. This time, the sound changed. It has a song,

音乐符号

Hello, Evergoday, are you excited?

Hello to all of you.

Somebody changed

Somebody not

But I don't care these changes