1. Why get nothing while a guy who|loses a finger hits the jackpot?
2. I don't know who|put you up to this but no insurance plan covers|something as frivolous as Dimoxinil!
3.
-You got rid of the sideburns.
|-Give me the usual.
4. -I didn't overstep my bounds? –
5. Do I detect a note of jealousy?
6. What does my little girl want? An absence of mood swings|and stability in my life.
7. Set you|to your task, Simpson.
8. Clean out your desk by noon.
9. My reasons are my own..
10. I threw myself upon it and bore its|terrible brunt.
11.
Dirty trick.
I won't kill you
12.
|-I don't have $1000! But you do.
|You've been squirreling it away. |-Now go get them, tiger.
13. |I should fire you on the spot
14. I too know the sting|of male pattern baldness.