HOW TO WALK A DOG （题目和内容不配合，也许应改成 BUYING A DOG 或者 TRAINING A DOG）
There once was a dog shop that had a beautiful dog. His fur was beautiful and his ears were covered with black spots. So everyone wanted to buy him.
One day, an old man came to this shop. He wanted to buy a dog that was beautiful. He found one that was the most beautiful. So he paid for the supermarket clerk (应该是shopkeeper 或者是 cashier/ he paid the shopkeeper, 不需要 for, 不然就好像是代他付款), but on the way home he couldn’t control the dog.
So the next morning, the old man trained the dog to do what he told him to do. And so the man kept training the dog till the dog was very nice.
THE SILLY DAUGHTER
There once lived an old woman who had a naughty daughter, cause she thought she was clever.
One day the naughty daughter woke up very late and dressed up very slowly.
She crawled to school like a snail. Her teacher said :” It’s all ready for school to start, why did you come late again?”
The daughter said:”It’s not my fault, because this morning I was looking for my pen. The teacher wanted the class to call the daughter silly, all the students said:”That’s a good idea!”
So every student called the naughty daughter silly.
The end
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