Because of this he had a strong
And really quite unpleasant pong.
His family would cry, 'You stink!'
And try to get him in the sink.
But every time he'd get away
And live to stink another day.
A very smelly dog was Bill
And that's the way he stayed until...
One day his folks went to the beach
Now,Great Aunt Bleach just loved to clean.
On cleaning she was super keen.
With disinfectant,sponge and scrubber,
Hoover,mop and gloves of rubber,
Great Aunt Bleach yelled, 'tally-ho!'
And cleaned the house from tip tp toe.
Then,with a laugh,Bleach filled the bath
Until the bath was brimming.
And,while she tipped in smelly stuff,
Bill heard the old girl singing:
'Oh,fizzy,Lilac scented balls, Please hear the words I'm speaking; Oh,apple blossom,lemon zest, Cheery scrub and all the rest, Please do you very smelly best To stop this beast from reeking.'
While Bleach was busy with her chants
Bill struggled from the net.
He saw the window,seized his chance
And out to freedom leapt.
Across the yard he had to race
To find the perfect hiding place.
He dug down deep,down deep within
A very smelly compost bin But oh,too late!
Bleach spotted him.
She wasted very little time
In climbing to the washing-line,
Yelled,'Bill,you will not get away!'
And,like a great,plump bird of prey,
She swooped down to
the compost bin.
And landed right on top of him!
'Game over,doggie-woggie-woo.
It's bathie-wathie time for you!'