shily 发表于 2010-10-8 11:44:53

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这个怎么还没人回答？我再试试
Why did Silly-billy tell jokes to his stomach?
Because his stomach is crying.
oyemama，这个你再试试？还是我公布答案呢？

shily 发表于 2010-10-9 05:57:38

今天的～～～

When is a book like a king?

queenie_home 发表于 2010-10-9 08:27:06

我只出题，不答题啊~~~哈哈~因为我的脑子在这儿完全不够用~

刚刚看到一道题，我觉得好玩，送给爱臭美的麻麻~

Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?

queenie_home 发表于 2010-10-9 08:34:38

再出一道很温馨的吧~~~

Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?

shily 发表于 2010-10-11 01:12:41

本帖最后由 shily 于 2010-10-11 01:16 编辑

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Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?
Because the love in between!

嗯~~~够温馨~~~~

shily 发表于 2010-10-19 02:33:03

本帖最后由 shily 于 2010-10-19 02:33 编辑

答案


[*]What has a mouth but never speaks, a bed but never sleeps?
          River.


[*]When is a book like a king?
          When it has many pages.
          解释—— page 在这里取的是一个大家不太熟悉的意思，指中世纪时有地位的人的侍从。
          韦氏词典上的解释是：
          (1)   : a youth being trained for the medieval rank of knight and in the personal service of a knight
          (2)   : a youth attendant on a person of rank especially in the medieval period

tigermom 发表于 2010-10-19 16:57:13

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呀，好有意思的贴，怎么都错过了呢？

那个I SPY， 我猜是 M&M CHOCALATE .

shily 发表于 2010-10-27 02:09:55

又来了～～

Why is Tom Bigger's four-year-old boy larger than his father?

tigermom 发表于 2010-10-27 12:43:43

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I guess

He is a Tom cat.

whyoyoma 发表于 2010-10-27 13:22:40

这个星期yoyo幼儿园的weekly english，就是一个谜语：
Who am I?
I look like a dog and I like eating rabbits.

shily 发表于 2010-10-28 01:55:50

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I guess

He is a Tom cat.
虎妈真是爱猫哈～～～～:lol

不过不是正确答案，再想想？

shily 发表于 2010-10-28 01:59:52

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这个星期yoyo幼儿园的weekly english，就是一个谜语：
Who am I?
I look like a dog and I like eating rabbits.
我胆战心惊的敲答案——wolf？

如果幼儿园的题都错了，那真是没脸见人了～～～～～

那谁谁谁，有题库在手的，如果我这题答错了，以后这楼就归你打理了哈～～～～

shily 发表于 2010-11-11 05:50:26

Why is Tom Bigger's four-year-old boy larger than his father?

Because he is a little Bigger.

shily 发表于 2010-11-11 06:09:37

本帖最后由 shily 于 2010-11-11 06:16 编辑

好象大家做题的积极性都不太高哈~~~~~
那今天先不做题了，我们来点——
Things to Ponder (I)


[*]Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


[*]Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


[*]Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?


[*]Why does your nose run and your feet smell?


[*]Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?


[*]Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?


[*]Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same?


[*]Why call it a building if it's already been built?


[*]Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?


[*]Why do we call it a hot water heater if the water is already hot?


[*]Why is a pear called a pear when there is only one?


[*]Why do you wear a pair of panties and only one bra?


[*]Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


[*]Why is it called a "near miss" when you don't hit something?


[*]Why does the word monosyllabic contain five syllables?


[*]Why is abbreviated such a long word?

洪太阳好书地 发表于 2010-12-1 08:26:05

很有意思，继续啊

帆婷 发表于 2010-12-1 10:05:49

发有趣啊!学习了：）

霹雳火 发表于 2010-12-1 10:44:40

不错！
关注！

shily 发表于 2011-1-19 03:02:58

本帖最后由 shily 于 2011-1-19 03:03 编辑

汗啊～～～好久没更新了～～～真是对不住Hi偶的推荐～～～
今天来说几个knock knock笑话吧～～～

先跟不熟悉knock knock笑话的同学说一下这个knock knock 笑话固定的格式。讲笑话的先会说“knock knock”，听笑话的就配合回答“谁啊——who's there？”，然后讲笑话的就说一个名字，比方说“President”，英语里不是先说名字再说姓吗，只说了名字所以听笑话的就会追问“姓啥呢——President who？”，笑点就在讲笑话的怎么回答的这一句话上了—— “No, I am president Li, president Hu is too busy to visit you!” 这个笑话在胡主席（President Hu）的国际知名度大大提高后，被人频频借用。

knock knock笑话，主要是通过谐音或者一语双关来制造笑点的。而这个谐音，很多时候是不是一个单词跟另一个单词谐音，而可能是一个单词跟另外几个单词连读相似，所以要听懂首先对听力要求就比较高。比如说，
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Amarillo
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy, please open the door.
最后这个回答 其实是 I am really a nice guy...I am really a 读快了听起来就象Amarillo。

不多说了，more jokes。。。

"Knock, knock…..Who's there?…..Nobel……Nobel who?"
A: "No bell, that's why I knocked!"

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..lettuce……lettuce who?"
A: Lettuce in and you'll find out! (Let us in...)

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Police……Police Who?"
A: "Police let us in, it's cold out here!" (Please let us...)

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Cows……Cows Who?"
A: Cows go 'Moo' not who!

还有这几个我家女儿编的～～～

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Who……Who Who?"
A: Are you an owl?

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Boo……Boo Who?"
A: Why are you crying?

Q: "Knock, knock….Who's There?…..Cock-a-doodle……Cock-a-doodle Who?"
A: Cock-a-doodle-doo!

anglezood 发表于 2011-2-7 10:18:53

很有意思啊，有题目的可以继续更新了，呵呵

shily 发表于 2011-2-14 01:33:19

兔年了，来一个跟兔子有关的吧～～～

What's a rabbit's favorite kind of music?

tinyapfel 发表于 2011-2-14 14:21:30

Rabbit's favorite is country

shily 发表于 2011-2-20 00:29:34

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兔子当然喜欢乡村(音乐)了.
有道理，但是，兔子会不会喜欢Hip-hop多一些呢？:P

piaopiao 发表于 2012-1-17 22:10:02

我来顶老帖子。

InGodWeTrust 发表于 2015-5-3 18:09:19

很好玩。有这样的书吗？

1690697214 发表于 2015-11-11 15:38:39

有的很绕啊，哈
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